Patter

My tongue is the pen of a ready writer.  Psalm 45:1

Here are some interesting interpretations of nature from test papers and essays submitted to science and health teachers by junior high, high school, and college students around the world.

"When you breath, you inspire.  When you do not breath, you
expire."

"H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water"

"To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test
tube."

"When you smell an oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide."

"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin.  Oxygin is
pure gin.  Hydrogin is gin and water."

"Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillars."

"Blood flows down one leg and up the other."

"Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, and then expectoration."

"The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader."

"Artifical insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull."

"Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and
makes them perspire."

"A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold."

"Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like
umbrellas."

"The body consists of three parts--the brainium, the borax and the
abominable cavity.  The brainium contains the brain, the borax
contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the
bowels, of which there are five - a, e, i, o, and u."