Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your
lips?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an
address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and
dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have
a picture of a running child?
Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot?
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game",
when we
are already there?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called
rush hour?
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world
"up over"?
Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?
Does killing time damage eternity?
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
Do pilots take crash-courses?
Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for
ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
